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Loving Your Body Before, During, and After the Wedding

Most bridal beauty advice goes a little something like this: Exfoliate your lips on Sundays with an organic raw-sugar scrub beginning a year prior to your wedding; give up coffee, chocolate, and all foods darker than a Band-Aid and submerge your teeth in Clorox bleach every night; comb your hair three times a day with the hairbrush of a unicorn for those natural beach waves; quit your job to focus on your skin-care routine, which will consist of a rotating cast of avocado extract, coconut oil, and shea butter; make regular appointments to sit in the glow of 500 lightning bugs for that ethereal effect; lose 50 percent of your body fat, and then lose another 50 percent. And remember, girls, true beauty is found within.

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